I.

Sharon

Sharon

..

 

..

 

  Brain: Bubba Bo Bob Brain!

Pinky: That's right! Bubba Bing Bang Boom Shakalaka Brain, hahahaha!

Brain: That's Bubba Bo Bob Brain

Pinky: That's what I said: Bubba Be Bop a Lula Boom Shakalaka Brain

Brain: Quiet Pinky! Listen carefully:

For some unfathomable reason these people actually think that you possess some wisdom.

Pinky, from this moment on, you will assume the roll of

Pinky: Pippi Longstocking?

Brain: No Pinky!.. The Guru-Mous-Arishi!

Just keep dispensing your block-headed banalities & before long

we will have all the influence & power we need to take over the world

..

..

 

 

 

 

II.

P&B

 

Taking the world by storm, requires precision planning & technical innovation

of the highest calibre, such as that displayed in my latest masterpiece

I have come up with a brilliant Pinky formula, i mean formula ..Pinky. It's Genius!

I shall call it 'The Remainder Function'

 

"∀ X with an attributable equivalence-class

∃ at least one partition s. t. we are able to manipulate & exploit the 40%"

 

granting us the freedom to justify any plan of action we wish

 

'it's what the people want, NARF!'..

 

precisely!

 

 

 

 

III.

Black&White_House

ahh.. finally! .. a place i can call HOME

with maestro-man out of the picture, i'll have the whole of

maestrocity to my disposal


PB


You see Pinky, we can not only make heroes and supervillains

we can BRING THEM TO LIFE..

Pinky&Brain

 

 

 

IV.

YZMA

your loyal, long-serving and hard-working advisor..

{that's right.. bite into my spinach puffs}

ready to assist you at any moment !


we'll start by compromising sanity for building your reputation

& we'll call it 'fun'..


& we'll also promote our selfish ideals & stories and wrap them up as virtues

so it will all be 'patriotic'

with the minor cost of perpetuating the needless suffering of a few..

thousand ..or million..


& we can make the people passionate and proud to carry out ANYTHING we tell them

for it will be our 'hope'


OUR DUTY

OUR RESPONSIBILITY

OUR LEGACY


PB


and we can make good people with good intentions

think that their doing the right thing for the right cause!

when really their using our remainder-thingamabob

 

FORC

P&B

 

 

 

Mayor_West

(oh no, he chose me for this one; what is this? am i in a coca-cola ad?)

(what do i do in one of these boxes ??)

Hi Est!

(i better contact my pharmacist.. no wait.. that'll be too easy..)

(let's wait.. this number's getting bigger & bigger.. maybe it deserves a chance too)

(it's only fair)

..

..

..

[ah! i got it! ..it's beetlejuice isn't it?!]


PB

 

look at how easy it was for them to yield to my Remainder Function moduli-numerology

+

any attempt to cure it will be impossible

for i shall continually apply variations of my Remainder Function to keep these

obsequious buffoons busy catering for the 40%

BrainCapita

 

 

 

VI.


+ they make decisions by placing all their eggs in one basket


That's right! The-eggs-in-one-basket MOVE, hahaha! ZOINK!


their doomed to its restrictions & limitations

it's one or the other

..

never an optimized distribution..

+

..incapable of complementary solutions

..

  'my ability to manipulate and exploit the 40%' is untouchable

NegBrain

yet it would not have been possible if it were not for

the initial conditions :

 

PBB


Under_Construction

Compromise Intelli-Gents

Compromise_Intelli-Gents

 

 

 

VII.


It does other things too Pinky!!

Brain_Dominance

 

I CAN MAKE THE TV SPEAK TO THE 40%

& I CAN MAKE THE 40% SPEAK THROUGH THE TV

TV

EVEN RICKY GERVAIS? 

YES! ESPECIALLY THAT BLATHERING NINCOMPOOP!

PINKY, DON'T VEX ME, OR I SHALL TURN ON YOU!

TV

..

ANY BREAK-THROUGHS WILL BE REFERENCED BACK TO THE 40%

TO LOCK-OUT QUANTUM-SHIFTS IN PROGRESS

..

THEY WILL INTERPOLATE ONLY AS I SAY SO

IT WILL BE SURFACE INTERPOLATION

THEY WILL PERFORM THE SAME GROUND-WORK IN ISOLATE..

..REPEATEDLY

World_View

EGAD, BRAIN! BRILLIANT!

..

FORCC

..

LET ME EXPLAIN

..

THOSE OF PURITY WILL BE POWERLESS TO THE 40%..

ITS EFFECT.. ITS PHENOMENA.. ITS MAGNETISM

MAGNET

THEIR ATTEMPTS AND EFFORTS WILL BE INEFFICIENT & INSUFFICIENT..

..TOTALLY FUTILE   ..IMAGINE IT PINKY

..I SHALL BOMBARD THEM WITH MORE & MORE VARIANT PARTITIONS OF THE REMAINDER FUNCTION

TO LOCK THEM IN ISOLATION

TO FRAGMENT AT MY WILL

THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO AMALGAMATE THEIR POSITIVE EFFORTS

..
BRAIN

are you pondering what i'm pondering?

..

ALL SOLUTIONS THAT I GRANT SHALL BE THROUGH INFERENCE ONLY

EVEN DEFENCE SOLUTIONS

THEY WILL TRUNCATE ALL TRANSCENDENTAL SOLUTIONS

..

THE INABILITY TO SUPERIMPOSE

IT WILL BE QUANTUM COLLAPSE ONLY WITH NO QUANTUM SUPERIMPOSITION

THEY WILL HAVE TO FULFILL ITS AUTONOMY

..

[3 HOURS LATER]

COG

if we don't do something BRAIN, i'll go out of my mind

..

THE FACT THAT YOUR MIND HAS NOT BEEN CLOUDED BY MEDICATION ONLY FILLS ME WITH PITY

BUT IRONICALLY PINKY, YES! THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS!

THE DYNAMIC-EQUILIBRIUM WILL GUARANTEE THAT THOSE WHO DO NOTHING

WILL BE CONSUMED BY IT

..

SHOT

..

WITH ALL THAT AIR IN YOUR HEAD ITS A WONDER YOU DON'T FLOAT!

..

THOSE WHO BEGIN TO REALISE:

THEY WILL BE CONCORDANT WITH IT

THE EVIL WILL BE ABLE TO RETRIEVE IT ALWAYS & USE IT FOR THEIR OWN GAIN

MY RETRIEVABILITY CLAUSE !

IT WILL BE AS AN EVIL-REPOSITORY ..READILY ACCESSIBLE FOR DISPATCH AT ONE'S LEISURE!

THEY WILL BE LIKE KIDS IN A CANDY STORE! FREE TO PICK'N'MIX!

..

THE LUXURY & FREEDOM TO CHOOSE

..

FROM INNOCENT EXCUSES TO SARDONIC HUMOR TO THE KIND OF SADISTIC FILTH & SAVAGERY

THAT WOULD BE INCONCEIVABLE TO AN AVERAGE HOMO SAPIEN

..

On_Log

LIKE :

TABULATION

SILENCE PINKY! DON'T USE THOSE WORDS; THEY SICKEN ME!

I BELIEVE THE CONTEMPORARY COUNTER-CULTURE HAS INFESTED THE PETRI-DISH OF YOUR MIND

..

NOW, AS FOR THE GOOD..

..THEY WILL CONVEY TO THE 40% LIKE IT WERE THE STATUS-QUO

THEY WILL SYMPATHISE WITH IT ..MOST LIKE PITIFUL COWARDS

& REFERENCE TO IT LIKE IT WERE THE STANDARD

..CONTRAST TO IT TO PRONOUNCE THEIR APPARANT 'REVELATIONS'

HARPIST

YET THEY WILL ALL BE RELATIVE TO MY INTERPOLATIONS! MY NODAL POINTS!

MY COORDINATE SYSTEMS!

THEY WILL ANSWER TO THE CALLS OF ITS REPERCUSSIONS

MY NEGATIVE CATALYST CLAUSE !

BUT THEY SHALL BE SCORNED FOR THEIR IMPLICATING! RIDICULED! HATED! ..SOME ATTACKED!

OSTRACIZED! EVEN BY THEIR OWN PEERS! ..& WORSE PINKY! ..SUCH IMBECILES!

=>

PRESERVING THE WAY OF THE 40%

..

GURU-MOUS-ARISHI

IT'S THE GURU MOUS-ARISHI EFFECT!!

..

YOUR ASSOCIATIVE POWERS BELIE YOUR SMALL CRANIUM MY FUN-LOVING LITTLE FRIEND! BRAVO !

THROUGH LOVE AND PEACE, AND WORSHIP OF ME, THE WORLD SHALL BE A BETTER PLACE!

..

ALL DYNAMICS OF ACTIVITY WILL NATURALLY STAGNATE INTO THIS FORMATION, PINKY

THOSE IN A POSITION OF RESPONSIBILITY TO HELP & PROTECT WILL UNCONSCIOUSLY

UNCONSCIOUSLY USE THIS DEADCODE FORMULA

THOSE OF COMPASSION & LOVE WILL NOT PENETRATE INTO THIS FIELD OF DESOLATION

THEY WILL BE PROGRAMMED TO NEGLECT, DISMISS & ABANDONE..

MOST HAVING COMPREHENDED THEIR ALTRUISTIC ACTIVITY WITH JUSTIFICATIONS

UNDER MY RELATIVITIES

=  MERELY SHIFTING DEADCODE!!

..

ASTOUNDING BRAIN! ZORT!

HAZARD

I HAVE TAKEN THIS IDEA, PINKY, OF THE GURU-MOUS-ARISHI EFFECT TO A NEW LEVEL

A LEVEL OF NO LESS THAN WORLD DOMINATION!

..

ANY POTENTIAL SOLUTION WILL HAVE INFERABLE CORRELATIONS TO AN APPLICABLE ERROR FUNCTION

THAT WILL BE PROMOTED BY THE 40%

 MY ATTRIBUTABILITY CLAUSE !

+

ANY REAL SOLUTION WILL HAVE QUANTISED ITSELF INTO A DIFFERENT GENRE

A DIFFERENT VECTOR! .. INTENTION! REASON! PURPOSE! RESPONSIBILITY! SOCIAL-HARMONIC!  

PROTOCOL! AGENDA!

..

[3 MORE HOURS LATER]

= >

SUSTAINING MY DOMINANCE WITH THE 40%

.. 

NAPOLEON

NOW GO BUSY YOURSELF! PINKY! PREPARE TO BRAINWASH!

I MUST PONDER A WAY TO RAISE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS!

THE MONEY I WILL SPEND ON POLO PONIES & CRUISE MISSILES!

..

 

PBR


SHARONS

MUMFORD

 

 

 

GUI

 

 

 DIRECTLIOR'S CUT

Lacerated

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedekind_cut

 

 

 

VIII. INCOMING GAME

Incoming_Game

 

 

 

Oprah_Win-Fairy

with your host Oprah WinFairy


RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY LAB

Phong

Quickly, we do not have much time, the new game will commence soon


Tao

 

 

 INSTALLING QUANTUM CLOCK

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardinal_numbers


Quantum_Phase_Shift


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordinal_numbers


 

 

FREE UPGRADE AVAILABLE

 

 

 

UPGRADING LCM : 101% COMPLETE

UPGRADING HCF : 101% COMPLETE

COMPLEMENTARY INTELLIGENCE : +1 UP

 

 

 

LioR

 

 

 NOW AVAILABLE IN 5D

5D

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourier_transform

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Gustav_Lejeune_Dirichlet

Lotus

 

 

TIME

BRAINTEASER: HAVE YOU GOT THE TIME?

 

 

111

 

 

 Pinky: What was that Bubba Be Bop Ba Looza?!

..

BRAINTEASER

Brain: !

 

 

 ENUMERATELIOR

HAPPYTEACHERS

.

 

 

APU

QUICKEY-MART

 

-64

EMPEROR

 

 

 

 

222

 

 

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THAT'S NOT ALL


 

 ENUMERATELIOR

7P


 

 PRESCRIPTION ONLY 

Z  

ZOIDBERG'S EMPORIUM

 

-64

CLEAR808

 

NEW IN STOCK

 

 

 

333

 

 

AVA

ESTA LIOR


 

 

 

444

 

PaPa*MaMa

SENTIENT

NOBLELIOR

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